Tea & Chai

Our Immaculate collection is our permanent collection of tea and chai. In this collection we are seeking to acquire the absolute best tea we can source, as well as premium organic teas. Some of these super premium teas will seem expensive to the average tea connoisseur, however in the tea world, these prices are well within the range for super premium and extremely rare teas. Every buyer of tea is going to create a collection which to some degree is rooted around the buyer's palate. We have high expectations for tea, and our goal for our Immaculate collection is to be just that: Immaculate.


Our Poli Chai-ence: Taste of Portland 2020 line is our irreverent look at the news of Portland and the world in 2020 through the palette of chai tea and herbs. This line is a series of tea and herbal still life paintings where the medium is something that can be consumed. They are meant, like art, to be imbibed, to be thought provoking, and some will find them humorous. Like all good art, these are limited edition pieces. We are committed to making these chais through December 31, 2021. Then, many of these chais may be retired, and we will release our Taste of 2021 line which will explore this year through the same medium.



Chocolate Mint

Chocolate Mint

What happens when organic cacao is paired with organic peppermint leaf? Pure heaven, of course!Our ..

$14.00

Lavender Jasmine Drinking Chocolate

Lavender Jasmine Drinking Chocolate

Our medley of organic cacao, organic lavender, and jasmine is a tasty blend of flowers and chocolate..

$12.00

Lemongrass Echinacea Drinking Chocolate

Lemongrass Echinacea Drinking Chocolate

A blend of organic cacao, organic lemongrass, and organic echinacea makes for a flavorful and benefi..

$12.50

North Drinking Chocolate

North Drinking Chocolate

A blend of organic cacao and warming spices for those who live in a colder climate!Our drinking choc..

$13.00

South Drinking Chocolate

South Drinking Chocolate

A blend of organic cacao and stimulating herbs and spices for those who want a little boost!Our drin..

$11.00

Assam

Assam

Cut, Tear, and Curl (CTC) organic assam from the Chota Tingrai Tea Estate in the Tinsukia district o..

$11.00

Bai Mudan (White Peony)

Bai Mudan (White Peony)

This organic white tea was originally reserved for the aristocracy of China. With a pale gold liquor..

$37.50

Goddess of Compassion Oolong

Goddess of Compassion Oolong

This Dan Chong grade oolong from Fujian province in China is one of the best oolongs in the world. T..

$61.00

Gold Dragon Jasmine, organic

Gold Dragon Jasmine, organic

This premium organic Jasmine has a bright emerald green liquor with exceptional jasmine flower notes..

$24.00

Golden Monk

Golden Monk

This unusual black tea has a bright golden coppery liquor with a rich aroma, sweet taste, and tippy ..

$50.00

Keemun

Keemun

This organic black tea makes a burgundy liquor with light notes of oak and salt.It is said that a pr..

$17.00

Lapsong Sou-chai-la

Lapsong Sou-chai-la

Pairing the smoky flavor of Lapsong Souchong with cacao, ginger, and star anise. This chai will tran..

$17.00

Lapsong Souchong

Lapsong Souchong

This premium grade black tea has a strong smoky flavor with a mild oak and pine finish.Our premium L..

$24.00

Sencha

Sencha

This organic Japanese green tea has a bright forest green liquor with strong grassy green tea notes...

$17.00

Sunrise Chai

Sunrise Chai

A rich and flavorful morning pick-me-up combining Assam black tea, cacao, a hint of vanilla, and war..

$17.00

The Berry Fairy

The Berry Fairy

This caffeine-free organic herbal tea pairs sweet and sour to create a beautiful ruby liquor with cr..

$13.00

Tian Mu Green, organic

Tian Mu Green, organic

This organic green tea has similar flavor notes to two famous green teas: Dragon Well and Sencha. Wi..

$44.00

Admiral Townshend's Last Stand Chai

Admiral Townshend's Last Stand Chai

A commemorative chai to honor Admiral Townshend's battle with the privateers in the Tra Que spice is..

$11.00

Anarchist Chai

Anarchist Chai

Break, smash, pound, and cry - can we not just enjoy a cup of chai? Anarchism never tasted so good! ..

$12.00

Antifa Chai

Antifa Chai

There are no leaders here but its flavor shows up and burns on the way down. Rising to the fore, a b..

$11.00

Big Orange Meanie Chai

Big Orange Meanie Chai

You can control the party with this chai! Simply make it, then tweet about it, and everyone will bac..

$15.00

Black and Blue Chai

Black and Blue Chai

This rowdy assamble of flavors will make you chant for more without bringing tears to your eyes. Awa..

$13.00

Civil War Chai

Civil War Chai

Red or blue, it's all about me and you. Locked and loaded, this chai will energize you for high inte..

$13.00

Dark Hoarse Chai

Dark Hoarse Chai

This logical blend will make you want to analyze its components. Why does it taste so good?A unity o..

$16.00

Fed Up Chai

Fed Up Chai

Whether you are fed up with the riots in Portland, or fed up with the Feds, this chai will calm your..

$11.00

Home School Chai

Home School Chai

This chai is best complimented with a shot or two of Bulleit bourbon.You can start drinking it when ..

$13.00

Lockdown Chai

Lockdown Chai

When you really want booze, but you drank it all, and all you have left is this caffeine-free chai.T..

$17.50

Masked Up Chai

Masked Up Chai

This chai stays in its own lane. We have masked the flavor with sweet things to make it go down bett..

$13.00

Moscow Mitch Chai

Moscow Mitch Chai

One chai to rule them all, One chai to find them, One chai to bring them all, And in the darkness of..

$13.50

Riot Chai

Riot Chai

It starts getting wild after 7pm. This chai is a good pre-funk chai before moving on to vandal chai,..

$15.00

Ted Chailer

Ted Chailer

Better than the alternative? The price for this chai is a way better value than $800,000 in boulders..

$11.00

The Bitter Pill Chai

The Bitter Pill Chai

This blend of bitter flavors will make you wonder why you are drinking it, but it is good for you, a..

$13.50

The Portland Liberal’s Chai

The Portland Liberal’s Chai

If you like your acronyms, and are a hot steaming mess of passion about issues which are transient -..

$11.00

Toilet Paper Chai

Toilet Paper Chai

We figure with toilet paper in the name, you will want to hoard this too!The tannin and woody notes ..

$11.00

Vandal Chai

Vandal Chai

This chai has all the flavors you want, without having to steal them.  Quickly and easily prepa..

$13.00

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