A cinnamon, ginger, and mace masala chai.

Frau Frown,

Proponent of the lockdown.

Heir apparent to Germany and Austria,

Facilitating a state of claustrophobia.

Bottom of the list in 50 states,

With the back door fasciocratic mandates.

You want perpetual masking,

But exempt yourself for DC rally basking.

Our passport to exist is coming soon,

Booster up! How did we come to be in this cartoon?

Frau Frown, keep spreading the fear,

You are out of office next year.

Shame on you for your policy abuse,

Sucking on the corporate juice.

Remember:

"Call 911 to have the Police,

Arrest the maskless on the streets."

Wouldn't it be nice for once to have a leader,

Who cared for the people, instead of the corporate bird feeder?

we name you duchess of the fasciocrats,

Knife in the dark for the fattest of cats.

These mandates have destroyed our unity,

A nail in the coffin of our community.

The fasciocrat echo box has to stop,

Parroting the political and media glop.

This chai is for the courageous free thinker,

Those of us that have a craft and know how to tinker.

Who read the data and truly follow the science,

Not the utterances of corporate clients.

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